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  Text by Max Bisantz & Francesco Sedita

  meh.

  ah, the darkness.

  don’t find me . . .

  seriously, I just can’t.

  it’s mine . . .

  gimme a beat.

  my bacon blanket is my BFF.

  that’s personal.

  nothing to see here.

  let me go.

  selfie . . .

  I’m feeling sluggish.

  it won’t be delivered in thirty minutes.

  sleepy . . .

  five more minutes.

  eating is my greatest desire.

  I don’t want to think about it.

  no new followers.

  first place at being lazy.

  lazy is the new busy.

  I just want to be left alone.

  can I go now?

 

 

  Francesco Sedita, Eggsistential Thoughts by Gudetama the Lazy Egg

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